If your chainsaw could talk...

[Alan]

Imagine if your chainsaw could actually talk, what do you think it would complain about the most?

For me, I can picture it grumbling like: Bar oil please. I’m not supposed to smoke like that.

What do you think your chainsaw would say?

 

[hunting1]

I can't breathe! It makes me sluggish. Please don't leave me out in the rain either. Where's that new bar you promised me? But thanks for keeping me right next to your couch! This old Honelight next me has some great stories

 

[Cuttingranger]

Another pile of logs? Great, more work while you sip your coffee.